Because 'Yellow Gold' sounded too classy
Because 'Moist Jungle Essence' didn’t test well
Because 'Delicate Floral Pachyderm Elixir' was taken
Because 'Tusker Tears' felt... emotionally manipulative
Because the 'Eles' asked us to call it that… in a dream… six cans in
Because the the regulatory authorities said 'Urine Adjacent' wasn’t specific enough
Because if a beer falls in the forest & no one’s around to name it... who's gonna sue us?
Because we lost a bet with an ornery elephant & this was the deal
Because 'truth in advertising' has a nice ring to it
And... because marketing told us not to
As many as it takes. With zero regrets.
Brewed Wild | Named Crazy | Tastes Amazing
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